

AI Hoodie: GPU Poor
When your wallet’s empty but your dreams are high-res, the GPU Poor hoodie has your back—literally. Flaunting the painfully relatable “GPU Poor” slogan with a bright yellow hugging face emoji, this cozy black hoodie wraps you in comfort while broadcasting your struggle to the world (or at least the dev next to you).
Made for AI builders, digital creators, and anyone refreshing that GPU restock page daily. Whether you're braving a cold server room or just the chilly irony of cloud compute costs, this hoodie keeps your style strong—even if your rig isn’t.
Warm, witty, and way too real.
Bundle up. Nerd out. Let 'em know.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Oracle Guy: AI Unlocked
- Email: contact@support.shop.theoracleguy.in
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
AI Hoodie: GPU Poor Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S
|
27
|
20
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|